Ok, here's another short silly story. I hope you enjoy it.
One day this one lady got bitten by a rabid dog so she went to the hospital. The doctor told her that it was a terrible and severe bite so he suggested that she'd write a will. So she did and just kept writing and writing and writing.
After a long while, the doctor came back while she was still writing.
He asked her, "Wow, that's a rather long will!."
She responded, "No it's not a will, it's a list of people I'm gonna bite."
Get it? She got rabies from that vicious dog.